A Cats New Year Resolutions
We all know the generic New Year resolutions; join the gym, take up a new hobby, see the in-laws more, sound familiar? But have you ever thought about what your cats New Year resolutions would be if they had them?….and who knows, they may well do!
Here is what we think a cats New Year resolutions would be :
Resolution #1: Hiss more, purr less… unless there’s food involved
Resolution #2: Avoid vets at all costs
Resolution #3: Implement plan to remove dog…and maybe children
Resolution #4: Be more dedicated to scratching furniture, it is a giant scratch post right?
Resolution #5: Furball more, especially when humans have guests round. Get an audience, the more the merrier!
Resolution #6: Find the king of cardboard box to use as a look out, box = good!
Resolution #7: Sleep more, 22 hours a day is just not cutting it!
Resolution #8: Show humans I am fond of them by bringing them more dead mice, frogs, birds
Resolution #9: Clean myself on kitchen work surface, dining room table, human’s beds. Again, the bigger the audience the better!
Resolution #10: I will ensure my humans have my fur on all their clothes as a constant reminder they are my humans!
Let us know what you think your cats New Year Resolutions would be, or what you are planning on doing to benefit both yourself and your cat in 2016!